Do these glasses make my bum look big? I think I need to make that into a stamp.

My eyes finally decided to spit the dummy and make me work for my reading pleasure. The only way to shut them up was to go and buy them some glasses. I think they are still a little grumpy with me though, because I can see them staring back at me in the glass, and they never blink.

I've been able to change my screen resolution to 1280x1024 and it's not so tiny anymore... I always did wonder how people were able to see this screen res without the aide of binoculars. Though the screen does look oddly concave.

There's a brown praying mantis on my bedroom window fly screen. Yes I screamed like a big girl's blouse when I opened the window, but I'd only just woken up. He's got the biggest googly eyes you ever did see, and he's about the length of your hand.

I wanted desperately to take a photo, but of course I can't from the inside because it would be nothing but screen, and I can't from the outside because it's too high up to reach. NOT. HAPPY. JAN!

Can we all pretend for but a moment that I managed to take a photo of it, and have this most fantastic picture below?


Isn't it great?
_{Humour me, dammit!}